Joke of the day

An Igbo man fell into a well one day and started screaming for help. His wife rushed off to buy a rope to save him. When she returned, she threw one end down into the well and the Igbo man examined the rope and asked; "How much did you buy this rope?" The wife said "N1000". Still inside the well he shouted "What! Return it now and go to Papa Emeka, he sells for N300. Hurry up please before I die!

Lol!